Sneaky Snacker

Sleeve of Oreos
Silent like a sly raccoon
I dine in the night

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Eating an uncomfortable (for others) number of Oreos in the silent and judgment-free zone of night is not as easy as it sounds. I think the plastic packaging is designed to break the quiet so dramatically that it wakes up your neighbors. The trick is to hurry slowly.

I am consistently impressed with the innovations that occur at this cookie company, too. First they wowed us with doubling the stuffing. But these days you’ve got various and sundry flavors as well as options wherein the cookie is covered in things like fudge. Adam Smith can eat his heart out because I doubt there’s a better argument for capitalism than Oreo cookies. There have even been trickle down benefits for the medical industry, too.